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"Well one time I was out hiking when I came up on a Native American Tribe. They saw I was the white man, but quickly saw the Cherokee blood within me. The chief asked me to stay for a few days and share news from the world. My stay grew to a week, where I learned the ways of the Native Americans. As my stay with the chief came to a close he took me deep into the woods. Eventually he stopped at a large, steamy pile of bear shit. He then looked down upon it and then to me, saying 'Bud, You must never forget what you have learned at our tribe. I leave you with one final piece of great knowledge: "If a bear shits in the woods, should you eat it?"